我忍不住翻了个白眼，"You mean those ‘angels’ whose names and numbers you conveniently forgot?"（你连联系方式和名字都忘了的那种天使）
罗伯特沉吟了片刻，随后无奈地摊了摊手，“Well… staying in touch wasn’t necessary. A lot of them had boyfriends, some even husbands. I never get tangled up in complications. A man should live in the moment. That was the freest time of my life—no ties, just pure joy. Overthinking it would’ve ruined the magic.”（呃……，联系是没必要的，毕竟她们中不少都有男友，有的还有丈夫，我从不拖泥带水。男人就该活在当下，那是我人生中最自由的时光，没有任何束缚，只有纯粹的欢乐。你想得太复杂了反而会破坏那种美好）
我听得目瞪口呆，“Are you telling me you were with women who already had boyfriends, or were even married—”（你是说，你跟那些已经有男朋友甚至结了婚的女人——）
“Don’t be so uptight.”（别这么古板）罗伯特摆出一副理直气壮的模样，“Asian girls really admire strong and confident men, and I happen to have both qualities. Didn’t you see their eyes? I was a ray of light in their lives. You don’t understand，this was cultural exchange.The attraction was mutual. Eastern girls fascinated me, and I fascinated them just as much. They felt the sincerity of the moment, and that’s all that mattered.”（ 亚洲姑娘特别欣赏强壮又自信的男人，而我正好具备这两个特质。你看到她们的目光了吗，我就像是她们生活里的一道光。你不懂，这是文化交流。这种吸引力存在于双方之间，我吸引着她们，东方的女孩也吸引我。她们感受到了我那一刻的真诚，这就够了）
罗伯特这带着种族优越感无耻渣男宣言着实可恨，我也很想反驳他。，但屏幕上那些艳若桃李的女孩们脸上露出的像是被下了蛊一般的迷离神情，简直是罗伯特说过的那些无耻言论的最佳注解，让我说不出半个字来，只能在心里暗骂这家根本无可救药。
“Check this one out!”（你们看这一张！）罗伯特突然兴奋地喊道。这次的姑娘看着竟然有些眼熟，但我想我应该不可能认识罗伯特在二十几年把的韩国妞吧。脸上带着妩媚微笑的她，穿着黑色低胸长裙，露出纤长的脖颈和优雅的锁骨以及鼓鼓胀胀的‘北半球’，小鸟依人地靠在他的怀中。罗伯特把下巴靠在她的头顶上，从身后环抱着她，一脸趾高气昂的欠揍表情。“Pause it right here，son”（儿子，你先暂停一下）
不知道罗伯特要发什么疯的我按下暂停键。
“Her name’s Soo-ya—Kim Soo-ya. Her family owned a Korean restaurant. She was the girl I loved most during my time in Korea. Back then, she’d often cook for me—samgyetang, bone broth, naengmyeon. But my favorite was always Korean barbecue.”（她叫秀雅，金秀雅，家里是做韩式餐厅生意的，她是我在韩国那段时间最爱的女孩。那时候，她经常给我做吃的，什么参鸡汤，牛骨汤，还有冷面，但我还是最喜欢韩式烤肉）
“Sounds like a long-term relationship,” （听起来，这是段长期关系）冰冰说。
“It was, She told me I was stronger and more masculine than any of her other suitors. She even taught me a bit of Korean. Saranghaeyo, I think it means ‘I love you.”（是啊，她说我比她那些追求者都要更强壮更有男人味）她还特意教了我几句韩语，什么sah-rang-hae-yo，好像是我爱你）罗伯特越来越得意，“She was beautiful, and lots of Korean guys wanted her, but she only wanted to marry me.” （她很漂亮，也有很多韩国男孩追求她，但她只想嫁给我）
“So why didn’t you end up together?”（那你们后来为什么没有在一起？）
“That’s simple—bad timing. I retired and moved back home, and then I met Jessica’s mom—my ex-wife.”（很简单，因为时机不对，我退役回国了，后来我又认识了杰西卡的的妈妈，也就是我的前妻）罗伯特的语气轻松得让我想打人。
冰冰把视线移回屏幕， “I see… Oh, Ed, don’t you think this Soo-ya kind of looks like Jisoo? You know, from Blackpink, the one you like?”（原来是……这样。哦，Ed你有没发现，你有没发现这个秀雅有点像Jisoo，你喜欢的那个，Black pink里面的）
"Just a little bit, but she's far from Jisoo."（就一点点吧，和Jisoo差远了）被冰冰这么一点，我也发觉她很有些像Jisoo，但现在的我根本不想承认这一点。
oo，但现在的我根本不想承认这一点。
罗伯特让我继续播放电子相册，他在韩国艳遇系列总算结束了。冰冰正聚精会神地看着对屏幕上新出现的罗伯特打猎和当警长时期的帅气照片，不时好奇地发着问。她依然好奇于他的那些‘传奇‘故事，我却是一分钟也不想在这房间里呆下去了。恰巧我妈在这个时候端着一盘切好的水果走了进来，我问了问她碗洗了没，在得到否定的答复后，我便以要帮她洗碗的借口逃出了房间。